The Lighter Side  Of how children see things

* Driving on one sunny day, a man was shocked to see a woman in the convertible ahead stand up and wave. She was naked. Five-year-old Danny was shocked too. He cried, "Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

* Little Johnny was lost in the YMCA and accidentally wandered into the ladies' locker room. As the ladies screamed and ran for cover, he called, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

* Mom was pounding a jar and trying to open it when the minister called. Four-year-old Jeanne answered and said, "Mom can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle." 

* Upon seeing Grandma's false teeth soaking in a glass of water, four-year-old Jimmy whispered, "Dad, the tooth fairy will never believe this!"

* Watching her parents dress for a party, little Debbie saw her dad put on a tuxedo. She asked, "Daddy, why do you wear that suit? It always gives you a headache the next morning!"

* Joey was looking through the family Bible when a leaf that had been pressed between pages fell out. "Mama, look what I found," he said, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

* Suzie had just finished her first week at school when her mother asked how she liked it. Suzie said she didn't like it because, "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk."